Andrew is Sponge Bob Square Pants; Vanessa is Dianna Ross; Rochelle is Nosferatu, Will is Ned Plimpton
| Halloween. The BEST Holiday of the Year. No gifts. No day off work. No bullshit. Just one day out of the year with a free pass to be someone else; to look like an idiot; to be irresponsible on a Monday. Of course, I talk a better game than I walk. We went out on Saturday. Sure, at the bar, not EVERYONE was wearing a costume. (Ok, Andrew as Sponge-Bob did get a few comments -- and two ass-squeezes by the bouncer -- but heh, its my holiday and I'll enjoy it anyway I like!) | 
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| Aside from the funny outfits, the best part of Halloween is the Ghouls and Goblins. I love horror movies and Halloween is the only day that you can force someone to watch a horror movie and not be pelted with rocks of non-compliance. |
| But the best thing about Halloween is the Jack-O-Lantern. Carve it up and and you too can take part in a marvelous pagan ritual -- no spirits in my house. Of course, when the Christian Right gets finally gets its way and can Captain the titanic that are country will have become, they're gonna tar and feather you. So, enjoy it while you can. I say, cut-up two or three. That way, when we're all clad in khaki, free of any sexual thoughts, humbled and bored out of our gourds, we can at least reminence on all those great old Pagan Rituals that used to keep us warm. AND the pumpkin pie! | 
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