Bar Review: Hawaiian Style

Studying for the Bar is one of the six most inhuman things that State Governments do to its citizens each year...Well, that's probably a gross mistatement, but it is one of the six most inhuman things the State of Hawai'i will do directly to me this year, and I'll be damned if I'm not gonna complain about it. I HATE YOU BAR EXAM!!! I HATE YOU!! But then again, at least I'm studying here in Hawai'i. I'd go crazy if I was doing this in D.C.!!!!

"I am a Bar-Review Zombie. Take me to your Holders-in-due Course"

Below: Rochelle tries to stay warm by covering herself in papers and a computer. "Why did I want to be a lawyer again... I can't remember..."

Will Stresses Out About Some Inane, silly area of law he will never practice in the real world. In retrospect, the palm tree scenery probably made this seem quite comical to passersby.

So What Did We Do About It? What Every Red-Blooded American Would Do. We Bought Stuff.

Rochelle bought the first car of her whole life. A 1983 Honda Civic, with 127,000 Miles on it and a manual trasmission. The prior owner also threw in, absolutely free, some rust and an electrical problem. All in all, a steal!!! Rochelle poses by her beauty in Hawai'i Kai, O'ahu, with Koko Head in the distance.

Will got himself a 1993 Oldsmobile Sierra S. Since purchasing the car, Will has been referred to as "Grandma," "Granny," and "Old Hag" by passing motorists. The car's value has been greatly reduced, ever since Will lost the car stereo antenna in the car wash (the tape player barely works, so I am limited to one station, unless I go over the Pali--to the Windward Side-- then I get no stations). The Prior owner included, at no additional charge, approximately 4 pounds of cat hair. (Its even in the glove box: gross.) Click here to see a video (.avi) of the finer attributes of Will's Car.

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