The
2003 Ultimate Summer Contests
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June 1, 2003
- "There are few things quite as disheartening as
seeing a grown man cry."
June 3, 2003
- "But this is not for men of thought - it is for
men of action."
June 6, 2003
- "And Alexander wept for there were no more
worlds to conquer."
June 8, 2003
- "...like a modern day Don Quixote, his eyes seem
to say, 'I am still here.'"
June 10, 2003 - "I was
rampaging through the clues like Brando through a Bennigan's."
June 12, 2003 - "Time is
irrelevant when one is thrusting against a wall, proudly holding a sit"
June 15, 2003 - "I ain't
gonna be no Roger Maris, with an asterisk beside my name."
June 20, 2003 - "Not even
a gallon of water could quench the fire that glows in this contestant"
June 25, 2003 - "...more
things on heaven and earth than memories of Erin's one-time mullet."
July 1, 2003
- "I emerged from my gaming trance,
refreshed by the cool waters of victory."
July 18, 2003
- "I can ride my bike that fast!"
July 21, 2003
- "What followed was a showcase of ghoulish talent."
July 26, 2003
- "Jon's hopes and dreams rode out of the park on the back of my red
rubber ball."
July 27, 2003
- "If he runs too far, he'll suffer the agony of 'de feet."
July 31, 2003
- "To punch like West Wind, first you must wear same pair of pants for
entire year."
Nov. 11, 2003 - "After
two seconds of sad struggle, Jon, moist with the sweaty stink of
defeat, could push on no more."
Nov 21, 2003 - "With
Javad in hand, we ventured on..."
The Champion's Dialogue-
"Don't expect some recent upstart to out-ass me!"
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