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Piss Up A Rope

[INTRO: G...D...G...G...]

VERSE 1:
   G
My dinner¹s on fire while she watches T.V.
    C
And if you ever wonder what it's like to be me
    G
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
D
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
    G
I’m breakin’ my back doing the best that I can
          C
She’s got time for the dog and none for her man
    G                D                                       G
And I¹m no dope, but I can¹t cope so hit the fuckin road and piss up a rope

CHORUS

                 G
A - you can ---  piss.... up a rope
            C
And you can put on your shoes hit the road get truckin'
G
Pack your bag I don¹t need the ag
        D
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin'
    G
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
           C
Now you¹re up shit¹s creek with a turd for a paddle
G              D                  G
   And I can¹t cope, a- piss up a rope

VERSE 2
          G
A you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
        C
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
        G
For the last six months I been packin' your bag
        D
You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
        G
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk 
    C
I¹m sick of your mouth and your two percent milk
    G                D
And I’m no dope, but I’ve lost all hope, so hit the fucking road and piss up 
  G
a rope.


REPEAT CHORUS;  SOLO w/ Verse Chords; REPEAT CHORUS