Andrew Tunes Up In A Silver Ball Match

Andrew Cohen, the San Jose Champion, played a tune-up match for a Silver Ball on June 16th, 2004, in San Jose California against the Oregon State Collegiate Association Champion, Alissa McNair. Cohen left on June 17th for an India Tour. He aims at perfecting his game before meeting William Durham, the Golden Ball Champion, in Honolulu, Hawaii, for his promised rematch. Below is the Cohen's Recounting.

Narrative of the Championship, by Andrew Cohen. San Jose, Ca. On June 16th the West Coast Champion received a Challenge to play in a Silver Ball Match from a challenger who is imfamous in her home state of Oregon. She is certainly worthy of such a bold move after being the first woman to beat the Cuban Champion (who's apt nickname is the Faceless Hero, as no pictures of the legend have made it out of Cuba) on his home turf.

Andrew Cohen, the West Coast Champion

Alissa McNair is a recent graduate of Oregon University (Captain of the UO Team) and made the voyage to San Jose to play in a Silver Ball Match. It was an intense game with a wild crowd of hippies supporting their messiah who promised to bring back the title to the Patchuli state. It must have been Andrew's day, with bay area geeks and hoochies cheering him on, because he played an amazing match, winning 4-2, sending the hairy, smelly hippie back to Eugene. The fact that McNair was spotted the night before with two men all over her, liquored up, yelling at a bartender in Spanish certainly couldn't have been helped.

A Cocky Alissa Swaggers to the Serving Box

This was certainly what Cohen needed after losing to William Durham by a point in kick tennis' Garden of Eden, Greenville, NC, where it all began. That match was still on the minds of fans and on Cohen himself. After ravaging through the Indian courts, Cohen intends to return to Honolulu and take another shot at his destiny.

Ally Poses for the Cameras

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