Revenge of the Wall Sat

7-27-03

Javad Skillz: 7/10

The Set Up: Willl recalls an oldie (but a goldie), the Wall-Sit.  But with an added crowd-pleasing twist:  It was to be performed on San Francisco's world-famous Haight Street!

NARRATIVE, by Jon the Victorious Even though we've established that pictures can lie, I feel that a photo narrative would best serve the purposes of this particular event.  Bon appetit!

Ice cream is but a distant memory to these contest viewers.

Yes, that's a pink belt with a 'W' buckle.

Jon, bruised and battered, walks the streets of Philadelphia.

Will strikes a pose for the crowd

Will attempts to keep Erik Estrada from eating Jerry Garcia's ghost.

Jon demonstrates the proper way of removing one's foot from one's butt.  Bracing yourself against a wall is key.

Will engages in his two favorite activities - wall sitting and airing out his armpits.

Jon realizes it was a mistake to give his cell number to Estrada...

Let's just say his heart wasn't the only thing Will left on Haight Street.

Will hides a mysterious white thing from the gentlemen who needs one more to complete his collection of toilet ducks.

Will runs away from the agony of defeat.  If he runs for too long, he'll suffer the agony of "de feet."

QUOTES: JON: "I celebrated this victory by not completing the recap for 4 days." WILL: "After a page this poorly written, I don't think I'm gonna let Jon win   anymore."

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