| Juggling Like Javad July 1st, 2003 |
| THIS CONTEST REQUIRED THE COMPLETE SET OF JAVADSKILLZ: 10 / 10 |
| Will Wins, 48 to 23 1 2 3 4 5 T Will 2 10 16 13 7 48 Jon 3 7 7 4 2 23 |
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| The Set-UP Juggling like Javad, not to be confused with Kick-Tennis, is a sport for all warm blooded Europeans to enjoy (which bodes poorly for us New World Blokes). The Set-Up was simple. Keep the ball in the air for as long as you can. Everytime it touches your foot, you get a point. Five Rounds, the one with the most total foot touches wins. First, Third, and Fifth Rounds played with a hackey-sack. Second and Fourth Rounds played with a kick ball. |
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| Jon Suh, No Longer 'Top Gun', Fails to Ride Out These 'Days of Thunder' |
| Narritive by Champion Will If its played with your feet, I have a distinct advantage over Jon. If it requires coordination, I have a distinct advantage over Jon. If it involves a ball or a disc or gaming object of any sort, I have a distinct advantage over Jon. In short, I have a distinct advantage over Jon. Of course, the first round may not be such an indication. I hit the hack twice, Jon hit it thrice. I was frankly embarrassed. For me. For Jon. For the crowd of on-lookers cheering their favorite on (not visible in photo). And mostly for Lou, the Vegas bookie who rans odds 5-1 against me ever kicking the ball less than 6 times. It was a cold ugly day. Fortunately, only for Jon was it going to get colder. My feet warmed up, freed from |
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| Will Strikes an Embarassing Pose as He Strives for Glory ------------ |
| their opening inhibitions. Rounds of 10 with the kick ball, 16 with the hack, 13 more with the kick ball, and finishing with 7 with the hack for a sound defeat over Jon. I emerged from my gaming trance, refreshed by the cool waters of victory. Jon's score, a respectible 23, disrespectfilly doubled by a two-score and eight more by a Champion of the People, fighting on some more. The Quest for Ultimate Summer Victory meets its half point, as Jon is toasted and falls back to 6-4. |
| QUOTE OF THE CONTEST WILL: "Lets just put it this way, I'd STILL be playing for Manchester U." JON: "I had to wear sunglasses because my future's just too bright." |